good yo mama jokes

• yo mamas so stupid she walked into chillies with a sweat shirt.
• yo mama is so stupid she got fired from the m n m's factory for throwing away the w's
• yomama is fat when she stood by the side of the pool she got arrested for illegal parking.

Feb.23.10

yesterday my mom told me in Idaho i can do snow boarding. today in science class i should have kept my mouth shut because we were learning about parasites and my taecher asked to name some parasites so i raised my hand and she called on me and i said" worms?" then she named all of this stuff abou t worms and how they check for them. so i was pretty grossed out.WARNING! DO NOT KEEP RAEDING IF YOU GET GROSSED OUT FROM BLOOD.Then my friend told me ," Walter the most bloodyest thing i ever saw in real life was docter removing worms from a dog then the docter had the worm in his hand then it slipped then i sted the worm on floor." so now i just grossed my self out.

the past days

Ive gone for a few days so ill list what happen.

at7:30 coming home from catfish cabin i was practicing Eddie Van Halens Eruption solo my mom comes and tells me Amber( my cousin) had her Baby and its a girl. Iwas looking forward to it being a boy but oh well. 5 min later my other cousin posted a Photo of the baby on Face book. so we were pretty excited.

Feb.13.10 7:15

so its morning saturday and i woke up at 6:00 today which im sleepy. im about to go get breakfast or go back to bed:) later i will write another post. so ill be gone for a while.-walter


p.s. to Hans this will keep us in touch when im in idaho.

Feb.12.10

Today was awesome! The class had a valentines party. And i now know my Awesome 6th grade math teacher Mr.Talbert likes yo mama jokes too. I beat him in a yo mama joke contst. He had a good one it was yo mama is so poor she gave you a dozen tamalies for Chrismas so you can have something to unwrap:). so now(8:32) im cold and freezing.so im sleepy because i wake up at 5:45 every morning. So if you read this get other people to follow my blog.

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmTuDWkoKss

what makes me different

i will also add 1 video a weak put for now i will propably a 5 videos. like Tysons tiger song and badger car sells men and try to watch without laughing or grinning. What do fluffy striped tigers dream of? is it malling zebras? or marrying acatwoman suit?

My First '' different'' post

hello my name is Walter(or Dr.Wattson.) Im a big fan of Van Halen. so let me tell you some about me.1. i love humor. 2. Im a crazy guy about my guitar skills. And don't think im some nerdy wizard ninja because if you think so i'll find out were you live and give you a round house kick in face to clean you up.Also one day we were driving to witcha falls,TX and my dad told me,'' yes we are moving to idaho.'' and immedeant response was,'' WHAT!'' so that was depressing for me. But now its cool to me. Also my guitars have those Eddie Van Halen srips on them. Its cool. so please get other people to follow me( not stalking me.) so now i will tell you my fav yo mama joke. yo mama so stupid she walked into Chillies with a sweat shirt:)